just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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