If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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