that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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