I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
