Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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