I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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