after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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