who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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