Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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