hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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