is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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