i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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