Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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