her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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