omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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