Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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