Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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