I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do plants get herpes?
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