I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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