About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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