My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He? As in you personified your dick?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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