Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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