i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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