is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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