Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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