so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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