is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
