I think I am morally bankrupt
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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