Is it because I queefed?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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