Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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