ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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