My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
