Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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