I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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