He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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