best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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