he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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