She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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