Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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