I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I party with great urgency now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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