Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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