So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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