I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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