It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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