He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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