He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
