you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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