The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think brook has ever known best
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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