Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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