Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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