i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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