I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
