I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Mom said you looked used
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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