my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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