At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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