My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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